Age of Reason

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Jesus Loves You!

"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus…will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."

- Thomas Jefferson

"How difficult would it be for 11 men to hang a traitor, move a boulder, remove a body, and replace said boulder within a period of three days?"

- Cogito

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Reblogged from code code code

Jesus and Lazers

(Source: icodeforlove)

"Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick."

- George Carlin

Judgment Day?

"Jesus’ last words on the cross, “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?” hardly seem like the words of a man who planned it that way. It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure there is something wrong here."

- Donald Morgan

Sing to the tune of “Jesus loves the little children”

Jesus loves the little zygotes

all the zygotes of the world.

Jesus loves them until they’re born

then abandons them forlorn.

Jesus loves the little zygotes ‘til they’re born.

Jesus loves the little children

all the children of the world.

Jesus gives them heart defects

measles, mumps, and ringwormed necks.

Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Jesus lets their parents beat them,

bruise their bodies black and blue.

Jesus gives them birth defects,

scurvy, ticks, and palate clefts.

Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Jesus gives the children cancer.

Earaches, lice, and scabies too.

Bowel obstructions, altered lips,

blighted brains and twisted hips.

Extra chromosomes to help them when they pray.

Hallelujah.

Jesus gives the children acne.

AIDS and leprosy galore.

Germs and worms of every kind.

Things to make the children blind.

But he cannot give them smallpox anymore.

Scientists and unbelievers

wiped the pox right off the earth.

Jesus still gives gifts to kids,

broken nose and burnt eyelids.

But he cannot give them smallpox anymore.

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Please?

Arrogance

God Gab

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How cynically enterprising of you.

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Jesus Vs. Google

"How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, His precepts!"

- Benjamin Franklin

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Faith is retarded