Age of Reason

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"Grant me the stubbornness to change what I can, the laziness to accept what I cannot, and enough beer to sit around and endlessly discuss the difference between the two."

- Dick Dunn

(Source: viewonbuddhism.org)

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"If A is success in life, then A = x + y + z. Work is x, play is y and z is keeping your mouth shut."

- Albert Einstein

"A subject for a great poet would be God’s boredom after the seventh day of creation."

- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it very often."

- Unknown Author

Did you know?

the word ‘testify’ derived from a time when men were required to swear on their testicles

EDIT: Perhaps not as factual as previously thought.

"Don’t strew me with roses after I’m dead.
When Death claims the light of my brow,
No flowers of life will cheer me: instead
You may give me my roses now!"

- Thomas F. Healey

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"I have learned silence from the talkative, tolerance from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strangely, I am ungrateful to these teachers"

- Kahlil Gibran

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"In the ‘bullshit department’ a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman"

- George Carlin (Twitter, Facebook)

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